Wow... CSAP sucks... Here's something from a friend's Fwd:

A teacher was doing a study of the senses and testing taste with the colors of Lifesavers .

The children began to identify the flavors by color:
Red...................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green.................Lime
Orange ..............Orange
Finally, the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.' One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh no! They're ass-holes!

Enjoy your week!